Scobee

To fuck up constantly or one who fucked something up.

I can't you wrecked your car. You're such a Scobee.

by Mattymustang October 2, 2015

Scobed

To be very irritated by something. Used particularly in West Tyrone in Northern Ireland.

#1: Heard you got dumped, how you feeling?
#2: Scobed. The bitch is ignoring me.

by Monteaser August 22, 2011

scobe

A variant of the commonly known Dublin skanger, knacker and scumbag. Many specimens like to wear baseball caps with razor sharp creases in the peak, perched precariously as high as possible on their head, which is entirely shaven except for the fringe. Pathetic looking fluff above the upper lip is a sought after characteristic in a scobe. The latest in Reebok, Nike and Adidas apparel - often fake or stolen - can be usually seen hanging off a scobe.

Look at the tracksuit on that fucking scobe.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

Scobe

Scumbag usually seen on the streets of Cork, Dublin or Limerick. General attire is tracksuit pants, Nike baseball cap, hoody and Celtic jersey for male scobes and pink sweat pants, hoody and huge hoop ear rings for female scobes. All wear too much bling jewellery (Sovvies on each finger, gold chains and bracelets), almost all of which is either stolen or electroplated copper. Also under the delusion that Dutch Gold qualifies as decent beer.

Generally drive Fiat Puntos, Honda Civics or Toyota Starlets with body kits and stripped out mufflers with the delusion that these make the car go faster. Also play their hip hop too loud for anybody with half a brain to put up with. The boy racer is a well-known sub-division of the scobe.

They are hated by all respectable people, but the most deep-rooted rivalries are with grungers.

See also Chav

Some scobe asked me for the cheapest bottle of wine so I smashed his knees in with the mop.

by Snake December 24, 2005

scobes

shittiest friend in the world. will do anything it takes to maintain a constantly decaying self-image, yet has very little self-respect.

Who is that passed out in vomit in your doorway?
it's just scobes. he shat himself too. he might be dead.

by ssssssssss1a1 September 9, 2010

scobeed

most commonly known as getting raped but also known as fingering someone.

person 1: I done got scobeed

person 2: me too man
person 1: Zoinks

by BBQsauseOntiddies March 25, 2019

Scobe

Adj. a person who is down on their luck and feels content remaining at the bottom of our great American caste system.
See also: scummers

"That dood is such a scobe, he came to town, stole my bike and then left with the carnival."

by Sickter6 February 10, 2013